Sofia's Banksy Artsy Tartsy

Once upon a time there was slow slow tortoises, slower-than-anything-else tortoises. And then little girls came. and then the tortoises saw the girls and the girls saw the tortoises. Then they became Artsy Tartsies, because they made Artsy Gartsies. And then they found a gray card with yellow and purple on it. Then they thought the yellow would burn them and hurt their eyes because they thought it was the sun. -The End