Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Sofia asks

Is it a masterpiece yet?

Sofia asks

For bread and broth for lunch. Why? Because that's what the lady in the shoe fed her many children. So bread and broth it was.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Sofia says

We all wine about wine.

Me: we scream about ice scream

Me: we yell about yellow

Sofia: we read about redness

Sofia says

Sofia looking into the mirror and saying "dear God, can you please give me too many eyes to see? So many? Thank you, God."

Friday, April 18, 2014

We're going to go on this trip just you me and God.

God isn't alive anymore. 

Yes, God is alive in you.

(Next post)
Does God hammer in your heart? Is that what makes the booming sound?

Who told you that?

No one did, I just guessed it.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Sofia asks

What are those big bumps on the bottom of trees. I don't know, I think that might be where they store their sap. What is sap? That's what trees eat. Everybody knows they eat roots, Dad.

Sofia says

Did you watch Mickey as a kid? Yes. It seems like everybody has seen it.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Lucia's joke

Sofia said, "Dad, do you have a joke as good as Lucia's?" I said, "I don't know, what's your joke, Lucia?" Lucia said, "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" I asked. "Joke!" she said. She laughed.  I laughed. "No," I said, "I don't have a better joke than that."

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Friday, April 11, 2014


Bonnie getting out of car says I'm an old woman. Sofia says I'm a new woman.

Sofia says

unicorns are made of hearts

She says she got this idea from Baco

Sofia says

The adults were watching the adult shows like p town and mr peabod and the giant was a chicken.