Tuesday, September 16, 2014

My love!

Lucia stands on a chair and Sofia says, "My love! That's dangerous!"

an ear full

Sofia says her ear hurts, "because she's tired of all she hears in this world."

keep shopper

girls playing

Lucia: Right, keepshopper?

Lucia: Wait, what are you called again Sissy?

Sofia: Keepshopper

Lucia: Right, keepshopper?

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Lucia joke

Knock knock
Who's there?
Bridge who?
Bridge on your bottom

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Sofia's Banksy Artsy Tartsy

Once upon a time there was slow slow tortoises, slower-than-anything-else tortoises. And then little girls came. and then the tortoises saw the girls and the girls saw the tortoises. Then they became Artsy Tartsies, because they made Artsy Gartsies. And then they found a gray card with yellow and purple on it. Then they thought the yellow would burn them and hurt their eyes because they thought it was the sun. -The End

Friday, September 5, 2014


    How does it feel to be 4 Sofia? 

Great! I get to go to school! How does it feel to be 45?


Yeah, and you don't even have to work!

Giggle translation

Sofia says, Dad, how do you translate this into Spanish? Then she giggled. Good Q Sofia.

Phineas and Ferb

 4 yr old Sofia loves this show as much as 45 yr old Dad.

Thursday, September 4, 2014


If we hit each other we have coverment.


I even forgot about you today, Dad!

No boys please

Lucia says, I don't like boys.

I say, I'm a boy.

Lucia says, I like Daddy boys.

Sofia says, you mean you like men.


Sofia is waiting to go to school, so excited. She says, "I've got to practice before school."

I said what have you got to practice?

She said, Not scratching

I said how are you going to practice that?

She said I have to scratch right now and I'm not doing it.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Bach on violin

Today I turned on the radio in the car to the classical station and Sofia said, "Is that Bach on violin?"

And it was! I was impressed that she knew it was a violin and that it was Bach. Partita 2 in B minor, one of my favorites.