Sunday, June 21, 2015

Tiarable joke

Sofia asked me, "Do you know what's the worst thing a princess can wear?"

"No, what?"

"A tiarable"

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Cookbook for kids

Cook book for kids.

Rice castles

Rice trees with cones and green food dye

Sweet potato monsters 

Mouse egg

Wednesday, June 17, 2015


The girls want to watch Pee-wee's Playhouse while they eat lunch. I tell them we should watch something about nature (because by our calendar it is Nature Day) and Sofia says, "But, Daddy, Pee-Wee has lots of nature, like talking flowers and laughing fish. And a pterodactyl!

"Yeah...but those are all fakes," I say.

Lucia perks up, "But Dad, Pee-wee's not fake!"

Foiled again.


Lucia, you are not supposed to take the pickles off the sandwich. Sofia says, Yes you are. That's why out why they're called pickles. You have to pick out the pickles.

Thursday, June 11, 2015


What kind of artist do you want to be, Sofia?

A food artist

A chef?

No someone who makes food prettier. I draw food.

Her own person

Sofia are you your own person?

Of course, otherwise why would I have my own purse?

Friday, June 5, 2015

Sofia puns of the day

Dad do you believe me when I tell you that I love leaves? Get it?

Do you know why Gabriella loves to yell?