Wednesday, December 31, 2014


Sofia woke up from her nap and the first thing she said was, "this wasn't the mask I was supposing." Then she went back to sleep.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Lucia's joke

Still thinking about Sofia's joke I posted yesterday, but then I got another funny one to think about from Lucia this morning: 

Knock knock. 
Who's there? 
Space on the air. 
Space on the air who? 
Space on the air on your head!

Sunday, December 28, 2014


Who let the monkeys in the gates? Answer: outerspace 

Not knock who's there who's there
come on now

Friday, December 26, 2014

Marry xmas

Sofia said, "I'm going to marry Christmas. Christmas will be very handsome and I will be pretty." "Yes, "I said, "May you have a happy little new year."

Tuesday, December 23, 2014


Just got to the part of "the giver" when Jonas discovers color red, and how beautiful it is. And it gave a deepened significance to Sofia saying that she was grateful for "colors" this morning.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

One hand clapping

Sofia says, "Dada, snapping is clapping with one hand," answering, unwittingly, the zen koan, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"


Sofia, just stopped
to tell me that she did it. Did what?
"concentrated on my game until my itch was gone." That's amazing! You are on the way to being the master of your world! Serious concentration needed for serious itchy skin.  

Sofia says as I put her sister on top of her

This is going to be exaborating!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Sofia says

You must have a lot of friends in San Francisco. Why do you say that? San friends Cisco

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Sofia doctor

I'm the kind of doctor that comes right away when you're sick. If you're into much pain to come to me, I will come to you. I'm that kind of doctor.  If you are really really good, you can have the magic fork. Here is a medical book to read. It tells you how to be healthy. I eat three tomatoes and an apple every day to stay healthy. I'm not the kind of doctor to give you a check up I'm the one that gives you stuff to give yourself a check up at home.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Playing doctor

The girls were playing doctor and I was the patient. Lucia checked my eyes and said, "There's a rainbow in your eye." Sofia checked my ears and said, "There's thunder in your ears." Sounds about right. Then they checked my mouth. Lucia said, "there are plants in your mouth." I asked what kind of plants? Sofia said, "Christmas trees."

Thursday, December 4, 2014


Sofia, balancing on my shoulders as I write this, says, "I was made to climb up daddies."

Lucia likes to say, "No K"

Sofia says, "I love you more than 100 men."