Monday, August 24, 2015

Pirate joke

I wanted to cheer up Sofia this morning with a joke, but I couldn't remember any off the top, so I tried to make one up on the spot. It was surprising how easily one came to me: A pirate was walking along and stubbed his toe. He said, "Arrrr!" The parrot on the Pirate's shoulder said, "Arrrr!" The pirate looked at it and said, "What, are you a parrot?" The parrot said, "Are you a parrot?" The pirate said, "Certainly not." The parrot said, "Yes you arrr!"

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Breaking the waves

Sofia was standing waist deep in the ocean. The waves were starting to get a little too big, so she raised her palm toward the waves and commanded, "Calm!" 

Later I asked, "Did the ocean calm down?" And she said, "Not on my schedule."

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Lucia says we're made out of neat right? Sofia says, We're made out of Meat and germs and self. Teddy says, and chemicals. Sofia said I was going to say that but I wasn't sure. Lucia says and giants eat us right? Sofia says no such thing S Giants. I know but Giants eat people right.