I wanted to cheer up Sofia this morning with a joke, but I couldn't remember any off the top, so I tried to make one up on the spot. It was surprising how easily one came to me: A pirate was walking along and stubbed his toe. He said, "Arrrr!" The parrot on the Pirate's shoulder said, "Arrrr!" The pirate looked at it and said, "What, are you a parrot?" The parrot said, "Are you a parrot?" The pirate said, "Certainly not." The parrot said, "Yes you arrr!"