Pun master

Sofia, Do you think the tires on this car are ready to go to bed now?

I get it dad!

Good for the soul

"What do you want to do on this rainy day girls? Do you want to go see Bugs Bunny movies at the Museum of the Moving Image?" 

Sofia says, "Yes! We love to watch movies, even though they aren't good for the soul. "

"What? Who told you that?"

"You did."

wisdom of children

Sofia says, how come mom was so mad?

I say, I think she was losing her patience.

Sofia says, I think she was losing her manners.

Moddy

Lucia often calls me Moddy, which I take to be a mash up of mommy and daddy. A compliment!

Sofia says

Forgetter

Sofia gave me a long thin tower made out of small Legos and said, "Here's a piece of candy for you called a super jumbo forgetter, because you are always forgetting, but I have superpowers because I am the mother of all mothers."

Turnip roll ups.

Last night I was cutting turnips. I asked Sofia if she knew which vegetable was hard to turn down. She immediately, almost before I finished the sentence, answered, "turn ups."

Today Sofia asked me what I wanted to eat.  When I hesitated she said, "Do you want some roll-ups?" When I hesitated again she started rolling on the floor. She said, "get it? Roll ups?"