Today I'm a little under the weather (head cold) so I got a THOROUGH check up by 2 young doctors.
After the check up they give my prescription:
Okay, you can go outside once a day.
How many stickers can he have a day? 2. OK.
You have to eat medicine 5 times a day
You can have one tattoo a day. I'm going to draw a butterfly on him.
You have to look at your eyes 2 times a day.
You have to get 3 shots a day.
And you have to blow your nose 6 times a day.
And you have to wash your hands 8 times a day.
And you have to do the thermometer 5 times a day.
And you eat 3 times a day.
And we have to look at his boo boo 8 times a day.
And we have to get your information 35 times a day.
And we have to play games 5 times a day. Card games right? Right. Paw Patrol.
And we're going to show you a picture of you getting married 85 times a day.
And you are having too many screens a day.
And we have to bandages on your boo boo 10 times a day.
And we have to write how you are feeling 9 times a day. Yeah, 9 times a day.
(How am I feeling now?)
Well, you're feeling kind of sad now.
And you have to do reading 2 times a day.
And you have to visit people two times a day. And the days you have to do it are Sunday and Saturday.
I can have visitors on the weekend?
Or you can visit them if you want, but you have to go in our van.
And you can have tattoos 3 times a day.
(Wait, we already talked about tattoo, sissy)
And you have to make belief friends 68 times a day.
I have to make belief friends?
Yes, to keep you company.
(And what about dessert? Can I have dessert?)
Dessert 0 times a day.
(I don't get any desserts?)
Only on special occasions. Like Mardi Gran, Or April Fools Day. Or Columbus day.
(Hey, today's Columbus day! so I get one today?)
Sofia disappears and comes back with a bowl full of granola.