I wish I was riding on a unicorn's back.
The unicorn was pregnant.
the baby unicorn came out.
The baby kid came out.
The mother was riding on the mother unicorn's back.
The baby was riding on the baby unicorn's back.
A fairy came along and said,
"Wow, 've never een a real unicorn before."
The human yelled out, "I have!"
The fairy said, "I'm pregnant.
I have to go home and sleep a lot."